Who's the Slowest Snail on the Gridiron?
It's super difficult to crown a single snail as the slowest in the gridiron realm. These slimy athletes are known for their sluggish pace, making it near impossible to definitively rank them. Some might say that wide receiver Sammy, with his turtle-paced advances, is the prime candidate. But don't discount Timmy the center, who consistently drags b